This week

This week in the Bible:
Monday - Ephesians 2:4-9
Tuesday - Romans 6:8-10
Wednesday - Luke 24:36-49
Thursday - John 10:27-28
Friday - 1 John 5:11-12
Saturday - Romans 6:23

Blessings

Today

KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese:

"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."

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A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me

a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time

like I am."

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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason

sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father

asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied,

"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian

home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

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One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash

Baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the

way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in

church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus

were sitting here, He would say, “Let my brother have the first

pancake, I can wait.' Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

"Ryan, you be Jesus!"

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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old

son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?"

the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their

six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear

Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said,

"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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What ever happened to the Good News!

I have not heard of anyone believing in Jesus as their saviour lately. I must admit I have not done anything about it! Something is critically wrong here! The Bible has not changed and I know that God has not changed. So the preaching and teaching must have changed? I am sorry for my own lack of action when I really believe that the only way people will be changed is when they have a real relationship with the Living God through Jesus Christ.

Tough!